I'd been planning to confine my cooking posts to the other page on this blog, but I just couldn't restrain myself: Tonight, I made no-bake cookies of an Emily-created version that required only things found in our local store AND did not include sugar. Which normally would not be a requirement/concern, except when living in a place that could induce type 2 diabetes by sheer osmosis.
So, here's the recipe, in case you're feeling in a semi-healthy mood, as posted on our collective recipe blog, www.ReciPeaceCorpsColombia.wordpress.com
Ingredients:
-about 2 cups oats– Avena en hojuealas
-4 tablespoons or so cocoa powder. ORRRR non fat/diet hot chocolate mix – I found a nice sized bag of this in Surtimax (a budget grocery store chain) for 3 mil. Turns out Colombia’s version of diet chocolate mix is just…cocoa powder! For a fraction of the cost! amazing.
-2 bananas maduras/guineas
-1/2 cup leche
-good sized bar or two of Jet chocolate (I used only one, but would probably be even tastier with two)
-touch of salt
-vanilla if you have it
Makes about 12-15 cookies depending on size of balls and how much of the dough you eat prior to freezing.
Directions:
Mix mashed bananas (you can mash them right in the skin), milk, cocoa powder, and broken pieces of chocolate over medium flame. Heat til bubbling, then boil for 2-3 minutes. Mix with the oats. Then roll into balls and cool/freeze. The chocolate flavor comes out more after they’ve been cooled; it was pronounced at worst edible by my (sugar loving) host family, at best quite tasty….it doesn’t quite match the flavor of a traditional no-bake, but at under 5 mil AND no refined sugar added, they’re a pretty tasty substitute.
Conclusion by my host brother, who doesn't like vegetables or healthy things in general (he has been known to eat a plate overflowing with patacones for breakfast): "They taste good. But next time, you should make something a little tastier. Like the cheesecake you made. Or brownies!"
Overview:
Bananas: 500 pesos. Oats: 1000 pesos. Cocoa powder: 2000 pesos. Chocolate bar: 1000 mil pesos. Milk: 600 pesos. Creating a dessert liked by my host family that included no refined sugar: absolutely priceless
The picture I didn't post on the recipes blog--a zoomed out photo of freezing the cookies--right next to a nice and bloody bag of carne!
More delicious looking:
Stories from my two years on the lovely coast of Colombia, in the teeming city of Barranquilla. FYI: The contents of this website are mine personally and do not reflect any position of the U.S. government or the Peace Corps.
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
The Food Ambush
So, maybe I've mentioned food on this blog before. Once, or twice. Maybe a few more times. Because, well, I love food. But after having not one but TWO of other sort of food incidents today, I've decided it's about time to share what we've come to define as the "food ambush."
It all starts like a normal family sharing time. You're sitting at the table, doing work or chatting with friends or the family. Or maybe you're resting in your room with the door shut, taking the first of the potentially 2-3 30 minute stretches you have to be alone during the day.
And then it happens. Bam. Food.
If you're in your room, it begins with a pounding on the door. Never mind if it's past 10 pm at night, you have work at 7am, and your light is shut off. If you're in a public area, it doesn't matter if you've JUST had a conversation relating your antipathy towards fried foods, nor does it matter if you've shared with your family (because such things are discussed frequently here) that you've gained weight in this country and what you super like to eat are vegetables, if only because you're concerned that you don't make near enough money as what it will cost to replace your wardrobe if said feeding trends continue much longer.
And then, there it is. Placed in front of you with a smile and a huge side of love. A plate of freshly homemade fried and/or sugar-laden food. Or maybe a napkin-full. Or a mug-full.
It might be freshly deep-fried arepitas. It could be a latenight ice cream treat. It might be just-blended juice, of the whole-milk-with-juice-milkshake-variety. Or regular fresh juice. It might even just be a brimming class of regular Coca Cola.
These things vary. What doesn't vary is the impossibility of refusing said food.
If you're feeling strong enough to resist the impregnable goodwill with which these offerings start, you might try to say no. You might say that you're full. That you just came from a different place that pressed a plethora of food upon you. You might point out that just hours before you were given the equivalent of three square meals packed into one.
And what is the rejoinder? "You don't eat ANYTHING! Eat! Eat!" And if you still resist, well, here comes the cavalry--a volley of disapproving looks, clucks, and phrases that build, until the whole family is cajoling you to finish the ice cream, eat the arepita, drink the coke....until, AHHH! OK OK I WILL, I SWEAR, I PROMISE I WILL!
And you do.
And your jeans get tight, and your dress clothes don't fit anymore, and your skin hates you...but we are flexible, willing, loving volunteers, and so we eat it with a smile.
And appreciate the fact that the families we stay with are amazing, wonderful people who really, really do want to do everything they can to make you part of the family. And there are much, much, much worse situations to be in...
And yet.
It all starts like a normal family sharing time. You're sitting at the table, doing work or chatting with friends or the family. Or maybe you're resting in your room with the door shut, taking the first of the potentially 2-3 30 minute stretches you have to be alone during the day.
And then it happens. Bam. Food.
If you're in your room, it begins with a pounding on the door. Never mind if it's past 10 pm at night, you have work at 7am, and your light is shut off. If you're in a public area, it doesn't matter if you've JUST had a conversation relating your antipathy towards fried foods, nor does it matter if you've shared with your family (because such things are discussed frequently here) that you've gained weight in this country and what you super like to eat are vegetables, if only because you're concerned that you don't make near enough money as what it will cost to replace your wardrobe if said feeding trends continue much longer.
And then, there it is. Placed in front of you with a smile and a huge side of love. A plate of freshly homemade fried and/or sugar-laden food. Or maybe a napkin-full. Or a mug-full.
It might be freshly deep-fried arepitas. It could be a latenight ice cream treat. It might be just-blended juice, of the whole-milk-with-juice-milkshake-variety. Or regular fresh juice. It might even just be a brimming class of regular Coca Cola.
These things vary. What doesn't vary is the impossibility of refusing said food.
If you're feeling strong enough to resist the impregnable goodwill with which these offerings start, you might try to say no. You might say that you're full. That you just came from a different place that pressed a plethora of food upon you. You might point out that just hours before you were given the equivalent of three square meals packed into one.
And what is the rejoinder? "You don't eat ANYTHING! Eat! Eat!" And if you still resist, well, here comes the cavalry--a volley of disapproving looks, clucks, and phrases that build, until the whole family is cajoling you to finish the ice cream, eat the arepita, drink the coke....until, AHHH! OK OK I WILL, I SWEAR, I PROMISE I WILL!
And you do.
And your jeans get tight, and your dress clothes don't fit anymore, and your skin hates you...but we are flexible, willing, loving volunteers, and so we eat it with a smile.
And appreciate the fact that the families we stay with are amazing, wonderful people who really, really do want to do everything they can to make you part of the family. And there are much, much, much worse situations to be in...
And yet.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Robbery Attempt Numero Uno (or, the valiant little eggplant)
Let’s just say, using my grocery bag of recently purchased eggplants to fight off three men on motorcycles who were trying to rob me has vastly increased my appreciation of this particular vegetable.
It happened on Saturday, a block away from my house, on a smaller street that I’ve taken many times before. I was coming back from the vegetable shop where I’d purchased eggplants for the eggplant parm I cooked on my big Italian food cooking day on Sunday. Our Spanish classes had taken a joint field trip to the beach, so along with my bag of eggplants I was carrying a shoulder bag made bulky with my towel, water bottles, books, etc.
As I came to the edge of the sidewalk on the corner, a man on a motorcycle (they’re called motos here) came up, too close, and said something to me in a somewhat conversational tone. I stepped back, since for a second I thought he was just trying to get by, but then another one came up on his motorcycle and grabbed at my bag, and then his third friend was there with his moto hemming me in.
When the second guy grabbed my bag I shouted something like, “Nuh uh,” and tugged back, but he kept pulling and trying to take off on his motorcycle with it. Which is when the adrenaline kicked in and I yanked it back and started yelling, “No! F*&#% you!” super loud and smacking him with the bag of eggplants…and then when the eggplant bag broke, I just went on hitting him in the shoulder and back area as hard as I could.
Of course really all I had in my shoulder bag (although I do happen to be fond of this particular bag) was my wallet with about 10 mil (~ five bucks), my phone, my Spanish Harry Potter and a towel, and so even as I was shouting at the guys and swinging away I was thinking, “Hmm, this is a little bit dumb…”
Although I obviously didn’t hurt the guy, I succeeded in making enough of a scene that the guy let go and they drove off, leaving me and my bag on the sidewalk (as long as they aren’t armed, the goal here is really to get in and out without any fuss and they’d stuck around way too long at this point). But then to top off the “American gets robbed in Colombian Neighborhood!” event, I succumbed to the adrenaline and screamed “F&*^# you!” as loudly as I could as they drove away and gave them the middle finger.
I was a little pissed?
And then of course came the “helpful” neighbors who’d watched the whole thing retelling the story to the entire neighborhood, which turned into something like this, in a few different but in hindsight, hilarious variations—
First man: “There were three men on motos! They tried to rob her! They didn’t get her bag though, she hit them!”
Neighbor woman: “They hit her!? Is she okay?”
Me: “No, I hit them. I’m fine! I have everything.”
Second man: “Yeah, there were three men! She hit them!”
Other woman: “She got hit?! Is she hurt?!”
Me: “No no, I hit them! I’m fine!”
….etc. Until finally, using broken Spanish, I convinced the women I was totally fine and that I hadn’t lost anything to the moto robbers, at which point I collected my scattered eggplants and managed to scurry away home.
…So, yeah. Take that, Colombian men, who think small white girls with large bags are easy targets!
Ahem. All I can say is, I super hope they don’t figure out where I live…Meanwhile, the eggplants turned out super deliciously!
Eggplants ready to be cooked :):
Saturday, October 22, 2011
So Much Food!
This post began as part of the main post, but it quickly grew vastly out of proportion. Since food here is definitely not allocated in similar ways as what we were used to in the US, we spend a disproportionate amount of time discussing the food we are given by our host families. And since I’m a little obsessed with food…well, here comes all you’d ever want to know (and more!) regarding my general food situation in Barranquilla!
In general, meals here are made up of a variety of different sorts of starches with various preparations. While it’s safe to say that the main component of most of our meals are starch, the kind of starch and what’s been done with it seems to vary quite a bit. For instance, some of the families give their peace corps volunteers given mountains of rice (plain or prepared in different ways) as a side dish. Others of us get bread, or plantains in different ways. I seem to be getting more bollos than others as well as boiled potatoes, but more on that later.
In addition there being different kinds of food here, the other big meal variation is that lunch is the large meal of the day. The portion sizes of the lunches I’ve been served rival most American dinners; dinner here is much more like a traditional American lunch both in the time it takes to prepare and portion sizes.
It’s been years since I was served a plate of food that I was expected to finish, so this transition has been a bit rocky. The Peace Corps told the host families that we are used to eating big dinners, but apparently neglected to inform them that the lunches they serve us at school are ginormous so at first I was receiving large portions for dinner as well as lunch. I’ve since trained my family that I certainly can’t eat a giant sandwich, a quarter of a watermelon (literally), boiled potatoes AND saltines for dinner, as well as a huge cup of a juice and/or smoothie…but even now that I’m getting slightly more normal-sized portions, my host mom is convinced I’m going to waste away. (Now I get my meal served on a child-sized plate, it’s pretty hilarious)
Also, as some of you may or may not be aware, I spent the majority of this past year as an extremely happy vegetarian/light pescatarian. Okay, okay, I ate a little bacon occasionally…but that’s beside the point. The main point is that I thought it would be super easy to switch to eating meat here. I’m still trying, but this assumption was certainly incorrect! Could be that the first real helping of meat I ate was a pungent slice of ham on a roll with cheese and butter, and then the next night, some sort of meat that can only be classified as “ground.” My stomach was still making resentful noises when I awoke the next morning after each of these meals. I also haven’t had full helpings of milk since my parents stopped forcing it on me sometime after elementary school. Here, however, morning liquid in my house is served in the form of a cupful of warm milk with some sort of flavoring—aka café con leche, but really more accurately “leche con café”. In the mornings, sugar and Nescafe (instant coffee) is generally placed beside my brimming cup of warm milk. So I’m drinking something resembling a warm mocha. Needless to say, my stomach had long since stopped producing enough lactaid for that sort of consumption level…
That being said, everything else is tasty enough, although the tasty balance of salt portioning doesn’t seem to exist (most things are either extremely salty or entirely bland). During the week, Peace Corps is having a restaurant cater lunch for us at the school. We get huge helpings of rice, veggies, meat, soup, and a little dessert as well. A traditional lunch is usually rice and chicken, the chicken diced up and served in the rice with lots of salt and oil, or roasted meat of some kind with meat and plantains, or other sorts of fried things. And juice. Lots and lots of juice of all sorts of different fruits with tons of added sugar. We convinced the restaurant to do veggie meals as well, so I usually get to eat lentils or beans or sautéed veggies for my main dish along with the requisite rice, fried plantains and iceberg lettuce.
For breakfast I’ve had everything from hardboiled eggs (the first hardboiled eggs I’ve ever had!) to a ham and cheese sandwich to boiled potatoes to bollos to fruit to cornflakes to saltines and/or bread…never only one thing, and usually three or four different components. Other breakfast options I’ve heard of include granola, raisin bran, sandwiches of all kinds, and/or Aveno, which is apparently some super sweet sort of grits/oatmeal concoction.
I’ve heard of some truly amazing dinners that other people receive, like sautéed veggies over mashed plantains and cheese, or vegetable salads and roast meat. My host family, however, prefers a simple approach. In addition to the ham, butter and cheese sandwiches they’re particularly fond of, I’ve had some Colombian version of spaghetti and meat, and lots of bollas. Bollas are corn based. They’re made of cornmeal or corn flour, not sure which, mixed with water into something like a paste, or really a gelatinous mass. It’s shaped into a tube, wrapped in corn husks, tied with a string and cooked in the oven. The most common form is plain white, and when on the plate looks sort of like a small log of boiled potato, except more gelatinous. They have no real taste…almost like a mix between rice or potato. They can also be made with cheese, with coconut milk slightly sweeter, or with a yellow, slightly sweeter corn. My host mom doesn’t make these, she buys them from the little store on the corner but they’re super common everywhere and used as a side dish for just about anything at breakfast or dinner.
Some other noteworthy foods include Queso Costeño—a strong, tangy cheese made locally here on the coast that’s stiffer than feta but comes in blocks reminiscent of it (my host mother loves it, so we have it at almost every meal), mangos for the fact that the streets are lined with mango trees and in the spring you can apparently just walk around and pick them up off the street and eat them, and plantain fritters, which have a name I don’t know right now, which are the side dishes to most meals and are fried to the point of having no taste or unique texture.
Foods which I haven’t had yet but am looking forward to include empanadas—the delicious version of hot pockets, made mostly with a ground meat or chicken mixture (meat other than chicken here isn’t named, it’s simply called “carne”), and arrepas, which are dense, fried corn patties between which you put cheese or fried eggs or meat or butter (or any and all of the above). I’ll keep you posted!
Everything is super healthy here, as you can see, and with the heat and the general culture which includes walking no faster than an amble at best, and sitting everywhere you end up for prolonged periods of time…well, we’ll see how long it takes until I grow out of my clothes. Let’s just say it’s a good thing that there are no drying machines here. (We have a washing machine though, as a side note!) Maybe I’ll sneak some pictures of these at some point as well…but for now, that’s all I got.
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